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Ninja Princess Needs Tiara

Photo by my 10-year old neighbor, Michael Jobling

See? I told you? I can’t help it! I recently wrote about my thing about Halloween and slutty Halloween costumes. I wasn’t even going to do anything this year. But it’s 2 PM, and the Annual Neighborhood Halloween Parade starts in a few hours. And I have to be something. But it’s cold out. Really cold. So, thinking practically, I started with my ski mask, added a pink wig, a tutu from ye olde costume bin, and one of Monkey’s old swords.

Poof.

I’m a Ninja Princess.

All I need is a tiara.

I’ve got an APB out for one right now, but it’s getting late!

Anyone have a tiara I can borrow?

10 thoughts on “Ninja Princess Needs Tiara

  1. AWESOME…I would so like to borrow this idea for next year…I will be scouring the clearance bins tomorrow! Hope you had a great time.

  2. So sorry I ddin’t see this post until this morning. :o( I have a tiara (two girls), and, of course, you could have borrowed it! We have lots of girly dress-up clothes. I love your costume! I may also have to borrow that idea for next year, and really mortify my teenager! We even have a pink wig like yours!

  3. I once knew a ninja princess. We were engaged to be married, but alas it wasn’t to be. Her father had…

    Sorry, ever since “My name is Ishmael” I like to try out various first lines and see if a novel suddenly comes out.

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