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What Made the Happy House Happy?

You left such positive comments about my recent post regarding our second home, I felt I needed to let you in on a little secret.

You know how I told you my husband fell in love with a sandy lot?

It’s true. The lot was nothing but sand when he first saw it.

But he also saw this:

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Now you see why we call it “The Happy House”!

Talk about *erecting* a house.

What other construction related double-entendres can you think of?

Wow, I’m really *opening myself up* for this one.

If it helps, imagine you are building a home in Florida.

Speaking of which, I wonder if it is *warm and wet down there*.

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NOTE: This was my 469th post. You can’t make this stuff up.

 

39 thoughts on “What Made the Happy House Happy?

  1. Now Renee – you wont get any naughty puns from me. You and I both know happiness in a home does not come from a lot or a sign. It comes from a husband and wife working together in a true partnership, always giving the other their very best. 😉

          1. Once, when I was dumb and young, I asked why you couldn’t do a 96 instead of a 69. Then, a girl drew me the picture of a 9 and a 6, and a 6 and a 9, and the lightbulb went off.

          2. you have to go a little to the left, then a little to the right, you know, in a circular motion, but right when you begin to feel the heat, you pull back again, and start over, only this time, you go a little farther, a little harder, until …

          3. *sigh* yes, I know what you mean. Yes, that’s how I do it … maybe I should write a pamphlet for the rest of the fellas. It’s how you make the bulb shine way, WAY brighter.

  2. Renee, You are so naughty—I think it would be fun to drink a bottle of wine with you (no driving, of course). My mind’s a blank right now. Have fun with this!

  3. Snort! You could’ve totally linked this up with us. If you weren’t too busy laying each other. Er…the foundation.

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